That person you used to stay up till 2am chatting/talking to… Where are they now? 🙆
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See, you should have slept..!

If there is no dog at your home🐕, then the dog is the last born..!

People in relationships be like:
“Awww baby you make me so happy.”😍
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But the day they break up they be like:
“Finally happy.”

“I Need Space” means: “I’m trying to find your Replacement but if I don’t I will be back..”
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Don’t be Fooled..!

Doctor: You should take 8 glasses of water per day.
Thabang: I can’t😏
Doctor: Why?😲
Thabang: Because I only have 3 glasses at home.

Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money 💵 we are not yo children 🤓

A woman greeted, “How was your day at work my loving husband ?”. 😂 😂 😂
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The husband replied, “The money that you saw in my wallet is not mine”.

Stop saying she’s not good in bed✋😏 have you tried it on the table, floor, wardrobe or hot stove??

I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking

Indian movies be like:
Voice:I luv u
Lips: let’s go & open a shop in South Africa

A Wedding in America
Invitation: 60 people
Present: 58 people
Cars at the parking lot: 30
Things missing at the end: 0

A Wedding somewhere in Africa
Invitation: 100 people
Present: 1200 people
Cars at the parking: 5 cars and 6 buses
Things missing at the end: 700 teaspons, 200 plates, flowers, someone’s girlfriend, the bride’s father and the ring

I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money 😭😭 anyway happy mothers day 🏃🏃 I love you dad

Conversation with my crush😍😍💔😂
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Her: Hi, how was you doing?
Me: Hi, i’m fine.
Her: Where did you Born?
Me: Where did I Born? How?
Her: Don’t be stupid, where did you Borned yourself?
Me: Come again?
Her: Which come?
Me: I mean repeat again!
Her: I said where did your Borning begin?
Me: I’m confused!
Her: Jeez! Ok, Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop you out, you crying “Nyweee! Nyweee! Nyweee! 😢” Place! Where your mom Bornet you?
…. I’m still looking for a place to faint @….

Dating a blind person is not a problem…
The problem starts when they don’t know where the relationship is going