Hey Guys,😾 • Please Be Informed That Somebody Is Trying To Spread A Dangerous Rumour That I Have Stopped DRINKING Alcohol😿😿 I Therefore Categorically State Here That At No Point Did I Ever Attempt To Stop👷 • In fact, I Have Never Contemplated Or Dreamt About It😿These Are Lies Fabricated By My Enemies Who Want To Tarnish My Good Reputation By Preventing My Family And Friends Like You 🙌From Offering Me Beers During This Coming Festive Period🙆🙆 • I Beg Of You All To Stay Calm And Vigilant While I Investigate This BLACKMAIL🙋🙋I Will Keep You All Updated

Pastor : “Those Who Want to Quit Alcohol
please come forward to the altar”
My Mom : “Go Forward The Pastor Is Calling You”
Me : ” He Said Those Who Want To”

No One Watches Your WhatsApp Statuses Faster
Than The Person You’re ignoring😌

If your birthday🎂 is 9 months after your Dad’s own, just know that your Mom used you as a birthday gift🎁 to him..!

There’s nothing more stressing than Breaking up💔 with short girl🐧.
Every time you see kids you Remember her..!

If you can spy your Boyfriend starting from Today till Sunday,
You might find out that you’re his fifth Girlfriend..! ✋😏

Somewhere out there is a Girl smiling over a “Good morning beautiful”😊 text she got from your boyfriend..! ☝🙄

No Woman Is Perfect, Just Choose Your Own Headache🤦 And Start taking Panado

When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic😨 girlfriend..!

Some relationships are just lessons,
don’t take them serious..!

Delete all your music🎶🎶 and leave only one☝song🙄🎵and see how it feels💔like to date one person..!🤦

“Send Me Money💰/Airtime📲” is where a Guy loses 80% of Interest in a Girl..! 🙄

I don’t know why it’s so difficult to return a plate to the kitchen after eating.
It just becomes heavier

*Dating a lady with a car*

*Advantage :she can come anytime*

*Disadvantage:she can come anytime*

Did you know that headsets🎧 don’t sound🎵good in a Taxi when you haven’t received your change?