When you meet her friends and
you realize you got the ugly one

I was born without my permission
All i wanted to be was a memory card

Some girls the moment you tell her “I love you” She becomes phoneless, cashless,dataless, homeless and all kinds of lessness

Girls who were born in 1990, I’m reminding you that next year you’ll be 30yrs. Continue with your stupid questions like
👇
“Who gave you my numbers 😕?”
It’s about 4 months left..
Continue 😕😕

I was in a taxi and there was this muscular and wierd looking guy sitting at the back seat… His phone rings and he answers “yes boss, I’m with him in the same taxi, When he gets off, I’ll shoot him”

Well, we are now at the taxi driver’s house because no one wants to get down.

If girls can cheat on soldiers, people carrying AK47’s and grenates
What about u thabo with yure laptop bagg
Txt😒😏

Instead of dating him because he pays rent, have u considered dating the landlord directly😂😂

Dont say money changed them,
u didnt text them when they were broke REMBER

If u see guards guarding any goverment building during working hours,
tell them the thieves are already inside

U know that pain of deleting all yure nice conversations and pictures because u are dating a detective

When she’s busy explaining how her last boyfriend played her i just act surprise😱as if am not gona do the same

I don’t go for looks Mara lwena don’t look
like you have a criminal record

I thought makeup was to make girls look
beautiful Bt
most of dem use it as disguise to hide frm
pple dey
owe money.

When you steal your boyfriend’s phone
while you thought he’s dead alseep and
you hear by his voice saying ” When you’re
done doing whatever you wanna do with
it , Please I beg you go and cry outside I
wanna sleep myself I had a long day “