Those girls that put their whole stomach in leggins….
are u a kangaroo?

January is a problem When you are stressed by that the price of cabbage, artchar and eggs have inceased boom a message bbe I’ve missed my periods…

Mango : I am a yellow bone when ripen, used for making atchaar when raw, and i look like a human kidney.
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Grapes: i am looking like a human eye, and i am a wine raw material
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Banana : please guys, let’s drop this topic

You’re offered R500 000 to sing a song word for word without making any mistakes…which song would you sing?

Dear Crush:

You are sending mixed messages when u say:

“I love u with all my Hut”

Please get it right

Her: when am i gonna see u again?😀
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Me: first of all…u saw me by Mistake

There is a priest, buy a 6 dozen eggs to give to the mahhrap… he left it in front of the church to open the gate, but when he comes back. So when the “Mass” is…
Priest: Stand up with eggs…
(stand all boys)
Priest: I mean those who saw eggs…
(stand all girls)
Priest: not.. I mean those who saw my eggs…
(stand the nun)..

When Going To School
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White People
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*2 Books📚
*1pen ✏
*1pencel
*Erasser 😁
*Apple🍏
*Textbook📖
*Charpner
*Banana🍌
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Black
*9books 😨
*Lunch Box 😢
*Machangane Bag :v
*12Textbook 😅
*Lunch Box For Shiit 😂
*Ponds😦
*Charger😑
*5Cellpone 🙂
*7Flip File :v
*Headset 😁
*Polish Nd brush :v
*LeTsela laho Phumula 😆
* mirror 😡
*Dawn☺
*Vaseline😣
*Strght cap 😢
*Backet Head 😂
*Scarf 😂
*7 BallPen :v
*HandClove 😊
*Tissue ☺
* Hair con 😕
*Bottle For Water 😦
*3Eraser 😉
*tablet 😃
*Laptop 😐
*Weed Nd Cigarette