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Love is so strange. Sometimes it become reason to live life & sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.

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In every heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration of love

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success is simple. Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time

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Forget what hurt you in the past.
But never forget what it taught you.

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Never lie to a girl. Chances are,
we already know the truth before we ask.

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You know you are the best when
people you don’t know hate you.

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Girlfriend : “I wish i was a Newspaper so i could be in your hands everyday”

Ronnie : “ok me too i wish you were a Newspaper so i could have a new one everyday”
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I hate it when people see me at a shop but still ask me what am i doing.
Then i would simply say “well i’m hunting wild animals”

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There are 3 kinds of people :
Those who make things happen.
Those who watch things happen.
Those who wonder what the hell happened.

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Richman and a Teacher in Class.
Teacher : Where’s your Book?
Richman : At Home.😐
Teacher : Well, What is it doing there?
Richman : Having more fun than me

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Since my girlfriend gave birth, everything in my life has changed including my name, adress, cellphone number, back account everything.

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A police officer👮 arrested a man for urinating at a clearly marked
“Do Not Urinate Here”❎ offenders would pay R100💸

The offender[Man] was asked to pay💸 he gave the police officer R200💸💸 note.

The police officer👮 turned to him and said “urinate” again, I don’t have change

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Let Him Leave His Girlfriend For You,
Then Leave Him Like That!!!

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Your Boyfriend Is With You Because
He Couldn’t Get The Girl He Wanted!!!

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No One Is Busier Than Someone
Who Don’t Want You!!!

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