Where The Determination Exist,
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When you lock the door to kill a snake and electricity goes off my friend thats when you realize that the devil is using your life to test the new version of temple run.
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He wrote “human bins”instead of Human Beems.
Should I dump him ?
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A man bought his wife 3 white panties on her birthday and the wife says haibo hubby why u bought me only white panties you want people to say that i dont change panties?
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Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…
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Being unemployed its hard ThOo..
Even when Kids Didn’t Flush The Toilet..
They Will Say Its You…
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Ghost 1: Hi
Ghost 2: Hey
Ghost 1: How did you die?
Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in the frigerator. At first, I was chilling, then, it started freezing, and then, i couldn’t breathe again… I died of suffocation.
Ghost 1: Wow…. what a sad way to die.
Ghost 2: Yeah. How did u die?
Ghost 1: I died of heart attack.
Ghost 2: What happened?
Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. I came back home and saw a man’s pair of shoes, then, I rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. She was naked. I knew there was a man in the house cos my neighbour told me. and the man was still in the house as my wife was undressed and scared. so, I started running and searching the whole house. I searched in the kid’s room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dinning, I couldn’t find him and I was very tired of running, so I got a heart attack.
Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If you had checked the refrigerator we would have been both alive by now!!!
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The best time to do something worthwhile is
between yesterday and tomorrow.
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It takes years to build friendship,
years more to build love and only seconds to throw it all away.
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You never know when life will Start
giving you what you want hope for the best
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I love you more today than I did yesterday,
but not as much as I will tomorow.
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Sometimes its easier to say that you dont care
than to explain all the reasons why you still do.
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I can talk to hundreds of people in one day,
but none of them compare to the smile
you can give me in one minute.
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Please tell me you will remember,
no matter how much I do wrong,
that I had the best of intentions all along.
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She wrote “slender by nature”
Are you sure my sister that it is nature not hunger?
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Everyday I view fat people’s pictures on facebook
now i no longer have space on my phone memory.
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