Sometimes you just don’t realize you love someone
until they buy a car.

SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL!!!
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.1..female students should wear mini-skirts only
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.2..lunch time takes 3hrs while each lesson takes
only 20 mins..
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.3..If u wanna get high there’s a room for
smokers
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.4..Wednesdays nd fridays its party time no
lessons..
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.5..if u ar a quiet person “sorry!get the out
of my school..
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.6..During examinations all students will be
provided with text books
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.7..All students are free to bring their laptops nd
phones bcoz free Wi-Fi will be provided.
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.8..If u insult a teacher ur punishment is to play
FIFA with the principal..
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.9..At lunchtime students eat every kind of foods u want the school will provide…
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. WILL YOU JOIN MY SCHOOL??

So I was in a taxi and there’s muscular,
weird looking guy in the back. His
phone rings and he answers, “Sure thing
boss, I’m in a taxi with him and I’ll
shoot him when he gets off “.
.
As I am talking to you right now,
everyone refused to get off the taxi,
we’re now at the Taxi driver’s gate

The 5 Second Dance Of Your Thumb
When You Don’t Know How To Reply

Women also need to individually look and ask themselves if
they would stay if they dated themselves..!

Huawei is like that girl you used to say she’s ugly in High school
then after Grade 12 she’s showing everyone flames.!

That awkward feeling when you realize
you’re chewing a borrowed pen..!

My Boss Asked Me To Start The Presentation With A Joke

I Attached My Payslip On The First Slide

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

A Small Boy Is Sent To Bed By His Father…

Five Minutes Later

Son : ” Da_ad !!!”
Dad: ” what ?!”
Son: ” I’m Thirsty, can you bring me a drink of water ?”
Dad: ” (Out Of Anger) No you had your chance . Now Lights Out”

Five minutes later

Son:” Da-aaaad ”
Dad:” What ? What ?
Son:” I’m Thirsty… can I have a drink of Water ?”
Dad:”(Really pissed off ) I Told you No !! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you !”

Five Minutes Later

Son:” Daaad …”
Dad:” What ? ”
Son:” When You Come In To Spank Me , Can You bring me a drink of water ?

i dont beg anymore…
Im even gonna Cook food at my funeral Myself

My girlfriend caught me cheating
Should I forgive her?👀

When a man says “I miss you!”
its either he’s horny or guilty of something
Otherwise we don’t “miss”

Boys listen, before you date a girl from now, u have to ask her the month in which she was born
,
Guys how can u started dating today n tomorrow b her birthday

Continue saying all men are players until you marry their coach!