Two immigrants from Africa went to America and they were told that in America they eat dogs.
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So they went to a restaurant and order a “hot dog”. They opened it and
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The other guy asked the other “hey which part did you get?”
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The other one replied “eyii you won’t believe it, i got the penis of the dog”
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” just love me every day. I’ll take care of every night.”
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Maria: can, I don’t want to boknoy.
Nene: Oh, why will it be?
Mary: because every time nagses * x we always want a dog style.
Nene: Oh? That’s okay. It’s okay. What’s wrong with that?
Mary: it’s okay. But not on the street.
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Three Lessons to be learnt from a pencil:
1) Pain always sharpens you.
2) Everything you do leaves a mark.
3) What’s inside you is useful, not what’s outside.
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Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!
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2 tips for happy married life….._
– *Keep quiet when your Wife is talking.*
– *Don’t talk when your Wife is quiet.*
– _Husband Association._
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I think its time I let go of the past, live in the present,
and look forward to the future.
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‘You may go along with the right road , and he may take the left one , but after all , the two roads could meet at the same point … !
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Who else has noticed that the guy playing the Keyboard in Church does not pay offering
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Imagine calling me to tell me a whole story just to borrow R50
Then boom…
I don’t even have it
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Gogo from next door have an ugly daughter
but she keep on calling me son in law.
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Slenda chicks be like babe switch off the fan is blowing me away..
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We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes,
but very good judges for the mistakes of others.
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Every heart has a pain. Only the way of expressing it is different.
Fools hide it in eyes, while brilliant hide it in their smile.
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I may not like the things I’ve done,
but they made me love what I’ve become.
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Don’t judge me by the mistakes I have made,
but by what I’ve learned from them.
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