You can’t be broke, jobless, single, homeless, ugly and uneducated at the same time… Please choose one struggle…

My phone was stolen in class and I told them to return it back
before I do something that I have done in johannesburg…
Classmates:What did u do at johannesburg?.??
Tebza:I bought a new phone!!!

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, havent you ever seen a naked woman?” The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”

Eggs are so expensive these days Ayee…
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Month end I’m buying a pregnant chicken…

Tebza was interviewed after saving a very fat woman
from been beaten by a street kid.

Interviewer:Dude what inspired u to help out the woman??
Tebza:I saw posters all around town written “Save Our Rhinos “

Lebo:Bbe, I’m going to cook ur favorite tonight
Tebza:Ehhh since when u know how to cook beer?

Tebza:Babe, I want us to have three some…
Lebo:OK skadow, I’ll ask Lesego to show up, plus he is very good
Tebza:WTF(fainted)

Judge : “why did you steal the car?”
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Ronnie : “I had to get to work”
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Judge : “why didn’t you use the bus?”
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Ronnie : “I don’t have driver’s license for the bus”

If the person I want does not want me,
this means the one who want me won’t get me…

Eish someone roasted me in the group chat last night…
He said”The way u are so ugly ur parents dropped u at school
and they got arrested for land pollution “

Ronnie went to a girl and hugged her without any warning.
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Girl : “hey what was that?”
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Ronnie : “Direct Marketing”
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The girl then slaps Ronnie
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Ronnie : “hey what was that for?”
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Girl : “Customer feedback”

A marriage apply to the court to magpaannul.

Judge: what is the reason for you to magpaannul?

Girl: (spoke while bent down) your honor, he only likes me.

Judge: what do you have?

Girl: (still bent down) every time we love making a towel cover my face.

Judge: you mister why did you do that?

Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.

Wife: (got angry and ihinarap the face to judge) see that person is really rude.

Judge: (while looking at my wife. ) annulment petition granted. You’re a man, why are you now going to annulment? Your patience.

That Ugly Selfie You Deleted,
That Was Real You!!!