Two men once urgured yet they were saying the same thing but differently.
First man said a rat came out from a corner and dashed into a hole.
Second man said, ooh yes that rat dashed into a hole coming from a corner.
First man was angry with 2nd man thinking he was in disagreement with what he, 1st man had said.
The two men exchanged blows and 1st man ended up in hospital after suffering a fractured Joe.
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Never give your secret to anyone because
if you can’t keep it to yourself don’t expect others to.
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So I heard that Nasty C refused to act in
Muvhango because Gizara called him Vho
Nice Tea C
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The guy who taught men that putting one’s tongue
in a woman’s ear is romantic
must be found and put to jail for life.
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Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
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Never stop believing. Magic is just science we don’t understand.
Every original idea was considered insanity at first.
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Coins always make sound but currency notes are always silent.
So when your value increase keep yourself calm and silent.
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Instead of thinking about what you are missing,
try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.
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You pause FIFA and reply to her texts
and
she still cheats
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When u try to cheer yourself up by singing when you’re sad😣
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Only to find out that your voice is worse than your problems💪👏
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Never compare Google Quotes To Your Relationship✋
You will remain single💪
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Do u ever just stare at an incoming call as your phone rings, waiting for it to hang up so u can continue using your phone?😂
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You are evil
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Hi i would like to let u know that next week Monday is my last day here in SA😐
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I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering, I will be away for 4 Years. May God Be with You all. I will miss You all😢
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Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as i received it. I don’t even know who’s travelling
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You’re short woman and you’re dating a short man
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Tell me who’s gonna change the light bulb when its get burned?
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If u think your life is tough😐
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Just know that somewhere someone is trying to read a Doctor’s prescription
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Tebza was lying on his couch with his eyes closed… His brother in law went up to him and asked…
Pule:Are u sleeping??
Tebza:Why do u ask??
Pule:I was wondering if u could lend me three hundred rand.
Tebza:Well, let’s return to ur first question, I’m asleep. The answer is yes I have the money, so leave me alone!
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