Soon after S**, the guy was tired and the gal said, I guess u are a ANC member…
Astonished the guy asked, ‘How did u know???’..
The lady said, “It’s becoz u promise a lot but do nothing…”
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When you are bored just think about a few things that don’t make sense …like ;
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1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
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2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
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5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
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7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”
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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
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Wisdom will kill me one of these days.
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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back,
come to me. I’ll tell you more.
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Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
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If all men are the same,
why do women take so long to choose one?
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I’m jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.
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Even my child started to walk without any support,
nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.
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If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
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Thought for the Day ~
The man who says it can’t be done
should not interrupt the woman doing it!
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If you cannot love yourself,
you don’t even know the taste of love
or what love means.
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It is almost impossible to smile on the outside
without feeling better on the inside.
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If you lower your expectations,
you limit your disappointment.
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I am incharge of how I feel and today
I’m choosing happiness.
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Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework!
Me: Uhm, sorry but I have a life…
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I’m tired of getting my hopes up for things
that I know will never happen.
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I’m tired of getting my hopes up for things
that I know will never happen.
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