Tebza:Why ride a roller coaster when u can ride me?
Lebo:Because roller coasters actually make me scream

Never force children to pray at dinner…
At young boy was ordered to lead in prayer…

Tebza:But I don’t know how to pray…
Father:Just pray for ur family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc
Tebza:Dear lord… Thank u for our visitors and there children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who always removes my sister’s cloths and wrestle with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send cloths to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry… And provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work… Amen!!!
…….. Dinner was canceled!

A young girl about to go on a 1st date with her boyfriend Trouble Chaser, she has been tutored by her grandmother. “He will try to kiss you, allow him”
“He will try to cuddle you, allow him.”
“He will try to lay you down and get on top of you, don’t allow him”
The girl asked : grandmother, why?. Grandmother said : “because if you do that, you have allowed him to disgrace you and all your family”. Girl said : “okay” and she left on her date. Several hours later she returned and grandmother asked “how did it go?”. Girl : “exactly as you said except when he laid me down and tried to disgrace our family, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family”
Grandmother fainted.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One word for this girl?.

A teacher said to her class, “Right, I am holding something under the desk and I want you to guess it. It’s round and red” Calvin’s hand shot up, above anyone else but he was ignored.
“It’s a plum miss,” said Nthabi.
“No, it’s an apple, but I like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green.”
The teacher ignored Calvin again and Mandla said , “It’s a kiwi miss.”
“No, its a guava, but I like your thinking.”
Calvin then said, “I got one miss, it’s stiff, about 2 inches long and with a red head.”
“Calvin, that’s disgusting!” Shouted the teacher.
“No, it’s a match stick, but l like your thinking.” Said Calvin.

WhatsApp Conversation Between Calvin & Wife Before Valentine.
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Wife: What are your plans for Valentine?
Calvin: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Calvin : I will disappear and reappear on the 3rd day!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Calvin: What do you mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”

If your relationship status says, …
It`s complicated…
you should stop kidding yourself
and change it to …Single..

once you start working you
owe black people cold drink

Calvin asked a girl in a Library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice;
“I don’t want to spend the night with you!” All the students in the library started staring at Calvin and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to Calvin’s table and she told him….
…”I study Psychology and I know what a man is thinking, l guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
Calvin responded with a loud voice:
“R500 just for one night! This is too much!” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and Calvin whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”