A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the air-planes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$20 each for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you’ll have to pay $40.” The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, “I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.” “Maybe so,” said the farmer, “But I got to tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out!”

That’s How Lazy Boyfriends Stays at home
doing Nothing!. .
.
I Helped my Neighbour to carry a 20litre
bucket full of water up to 4th floor . .,She
was like. .”Thanks a lot. Mr Rainbow Just Put
it down there at the door. . ‘My Boyfriend is
inside He will come and carry it”
.
I took It Back Downstairs and kick that
bucket with my Boots

This world is not our world you dump a
guy because of cheating and get a guy
who was dumped because of cheating,
and claim you moved on ..that’s cross
multiplication*

I’ve done a lot of bad things in my life
but I’ve never tagged 49 people on my
profile picture

What is Love?
Love is when your Husband catches you naked
with another man and says “Baby dress up lets go home”
.
What is Death.
Death is when you agree with Him

When your girl says she’s going out with her Gay friends on weekend & you remember that Somizi has a daughter

I watched numerous episodes of Ben 10 yaz
And there’s not even one where he had an affair with an older woman

I’m not mad that my girl cheated on me. I hate the fact that she said that guy was her uncle, I used to call that nigga “malome” when we were in his car

Approved Hoe Testing Formula:
Step 1: Take your girlfriend’s phone
Step 2: Go to her whatsapp
Step 3: Text her best friend saying these exact words, “My friend I’m pregnant” .
Step 4: Wait for response, if the response is, “By who?” .. your girl is a hoe. Don’t try this if you aren’t ready for the truth.

This is Satafrica
Where a nurse wakes u up just to gve you a sleeping pills

This thing of applying for jobs online is rubbish waitse..where do I pour my anointing oil now…on the memory stick or on the whole computer..where? Where?? Where???

Girl : hey babe , send me R500 I wanna do my hair.
Guy : ok bae cool let me send you R2000 instead ,
sharp.
Girl : I received R2000 babe thanks , but don’t forget that
R500 neh

Imagine dating someone who can’t pronounce Alicia Kissed. Instead she says Alicia Kiss Can I accompany her to fetch her school fees or should I just keep quiet?

Marriage is like public toilet.
Those who are outside want to get inside and
those who are inside want to get out.

Stop this thing of asking people to get Married because their age mates are married. Even you, some of your age mates have died but nobody has asked you to die..

Why do ladies suddenly become
left handed after getting engaged?