– *Job Vacancy!!!*

Salary R18 000 per week, with free
– Accommodation,
-Meals and
-Company Car.

Limpopo Game Park need someone to:
-Bath Lions,
-Take care of the Tigers,
-Play with crocodiles &
– Feed snakes

No qualifications and experience required.
If interested please send your CV to *jonty@limpompogp.gov.za*

Let me know if u taking the job.. if u not don’t be jealous forward to others..
.
NB: *Please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker

You are online i am online you know what does that mean??
We are sleeping alone no bae

Date a girl who drives a Picanto ,Spark ,Hyundai i10 etc, at ur own risk …
she’ll go & cheat on you 500km away with just R50 petrol

Ladies, imagine dating a guy that expects you to date him alone,
some guys are selfish

Dating a vegetarian gal is very hard.
Yesterday I bought her flowers and ate them.

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

When a white woman fly she is seen as
an angel…
But when a black woman fly she Is seen as
a witch.
So painful.

ANNOYING 8 YEARS OLD SON.
Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a
soft drink
Son:- Coke or Pepsi?
Father:- Coke
Son:- Diet or regular?
Father:- Regular
Son:- Bottle or can?
Father:- Bottle
Son:- 500ml or 1liter?
Father:- Damn it!!!! Just buy me
water!!!!
Son:- Natural or mineral?
Father:- Mineral
Son:- Hot or cold?
Father:- I am gonna strike U with a
broom, U idiot
Son:- Stick broom or soft broom?
Father:- Stop this U little animal
Son:- Cow or pig?
Father:- Get the hell out of here, U
bastard!!!!
Son:- Now or later?
Father:- Now!!!!
Son:- So U gonna throw me out or
not?
Father:- I am gonna kill U!!!!
Son:- With a gun or knife?
Father:- I am gonna shoot U little,
bastard!
Son:- In the head or stomach?
Father:- U pest!!!!
Son:- Cockroach or rat?
Father:- Fuck U!!!
Son:- With a condom or flesh?
Father:- (Faints)
Son:- Are U dead or sleeping?
Lol…..
Any words for the Son…?

Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?

You don’t know stress until you take your unemployed uncle
to a House Party then someone says “I cant find my phone

Am I the only one who writes “Fast and the Furious”
when coming across “Race” in Application forms

Ladies who buy their own airtime,
data , food and pay their own salon
bills…where are you???
Can you show yourselves by Liking
this post.

To those of you who helped our
mother’s catch us when they wanted
to beat us, How is the police industry
going?

You make her breakfast in bed and
she comes with it to the dining room
Some people just don’t get it!

Some girls distance themselves from girls
and choose to be friends with guys just to
avoid drama and gossips. For her chilling
with boys doesn’t mean she’s sleeping
with them