Are you a female aged 18-24?
Fluent in English, and want to travel and do
modelling in America?
That’s nice nhe, shame.
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These Girls will get pregnant Just to show
they Ex how happy they’re without them
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I don’t know why ladies wasting their
money on hair style ,nails ,make up
.Because guys only look at the booty.
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Sometimes whenever i hit the “like button”
it doesn’t mean i like the post, i just like to
hear the sound: **WHOOPA**
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Psychology says girls stare For 4-5 minutes
at their lover when they’re asleep!
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Girls who are busy complaining that men have s*x or
impregnate them then run away.
My question is:- when u score a goal do you remain at the goal post or do you run celebrating wildly?
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I Saw wedding cars moving in reverse
Maybe it’s a DIVORCE
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Breaking news : Cristiano Ronaldo wants to go back to Manchester United after fighting with Bale and Benzema because they refused to call him Messi at training.
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When you ignore Bae for one day… And you call her the next day and find out that she already had six miscarriages, three abortions and dumped five Boyfriend’s .!!!
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Facebook should have VIP section for some of us who use data bundles.
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Successful people maintain a positive focus in life no matter what is going on around them. They stay focused on their past successes rather than their past failures, and on the next action steps they need to take to get them closer to the fulfilment of their goals rather than all the other distractions that life presents to them.
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There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a Politician walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up. While they were driving, the driver sees a Politician , and swerves to hit him. But then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but he heard a loud “thump” anyway. So the driver turns to the priest and says “Please forgive me,” and the priest said, “You didn’t hit the Politician , but that’s OK, I got him with the door.”
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When an Eagle builds it’s nest, it collects thorny branches and uses them as a foundation for the nest, then it collets soft feathers to cover the thorns. When the baby Eagle’s are old enough to fly but are too relaxed because of the comfort of the nest, the mother Eagle then removes the feathers so that the baby’s can feel the pain of the thorns and know that its time to leave the nest and fly on their own. When God wants to move you to higher ground, he will remove the soft feathers of the comfort zone you’re in so you can experience the painful thorns , the purpose is not to harm you, but for you to know that it’s time to fly to higher ground.
A very good day to you
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Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
*TEACHER* : What is photosynthesis class?
*Cynthia*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Atem*: By staying at home.
*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Ngu*: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
*TEACHER* : Name the nation people hate most
*Asong*: Exami-nation
*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Lekeaka*: Future impossible tense.
*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Atabong* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you
Please don’t Laugh Too much. Teachers have a steep mountain to climb.
*THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES*
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in a court of law:
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Magistrate: Why did you hit your husband by a chair?
Accused Lady: Because I couldn’t lift the table.
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The best car in the world is a woman… Ask me why
—2 beautiful headlights in the front
—2 great bumpers at the back.
—Self -lubricating when hot.
—Finger touch ignition.
—Automatic engine oil change every month.
—Any type of piston fits.
—Multiple seating styles & adjustments.
—Great accessories.
—Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill.
—It’s only repaired by God cos there is no spare parts.
“That’s why MEN are dying to own one”: please send to the other luxurious cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles.
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