When You Realize That You Are Wrong ,
Do You Stop And Apologise ? 😕
Or You Carry On Arguing ?

Stolen Meat Has it’s Own Special Taste 🍖🍗 ,
it’s Always Sweeter Than The Ones Offered Freely

Break ups must be the worst in China,
you’ll see her face everywhere😞

Oh I miss Kam Yung Hoe

Zulu couple went to England for Romantic holiday.
They saw a mouse under the bed.
The husband called the reception

Zulu guy: Siza ndoda kunegundwane lapha.

Receptionist: What??? Speak English please 👏

Zulu guy: yoh madoda… Gundwane is there, bed my wife seeid it

Receptionist: What are you saying man😕😕

Zulu guy: Eish nkosiyam…Do you know tom & jerry??

Receptionist: Yes I do😂😂

Zulu guy: yeah Jerry is here

School trip

WHITE kids : Burger , drink, apple and 10 rand for ice cream

BLACKS kids : 4 piece KFC, pizza , sausage roll, 2 liter coke, fruit juices, chocolate, Lays, mix fruits;, smarties, danone, ice cream, 100 rand pocket money, and a blanket

We all have a gay cousin in our families…
if u dont have a gay cousin in ur family,
then u are the gay cousin in the family.

Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??

Married men should be provided with uniforms…
The ring💍is not enough!

Once she starts replying your calls like ‘eeeeeesh helo’
bro just know that your days are numbered😂

” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
👇
” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
.
And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin

Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂

If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks,
sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐

Rihanna : Shine Bright Like A Diamond
– Albert Einstein : Diamond Don’t Shine idiot 😡 , They Reflect

Kidnapper : I will rape you all..!
Grand child : you can rape me but please leave my grandmother alone
Grandmother : leave who? For what? War is war! everyone must face the consequences

If You Girlfriend Comes Home Late.. After School Hours & Tells You That
” Today At School We Had Fun..
Brother She’s Cheating On You..
There’s Nothing Fun At School..Trust Me