Introduce your boyfriend to your parents,
not to us on Facebook.
We promote breakups here. Is it clear?

At What Age Did You Realize That
“BAE” Simply Means “Bill And Expenses

If you share this post,
Your crush will send you a message

Do you still remember when you were chilling with your ex
giving your unborn babies names?😂😅

Yey don’t scroll down, I’m talking to you

These 3 weeks infant is annoying.
She’s crying from hunger,
but she refuses to eat fat cakes 😥

Me:too hot
Her: oh thanks
Me: wat for mina im referring to the sun

When they say, Behind Every Successful Man there is a Woman.
They mean His Mother
Not you

If Lucky Is An English Name…🤔🤔🤔
How come we haven’t seen A white Guy Named Lucky😂😂😂…
Think About It..

I remember sitting in class during my final year in varsity and
thinking to myself that everyone in this class
wants to be an economist and I just wanna rap

In America….. The so called developed country…. When traffic police stops you and you put your hands in the pocket, they shoot you instantly….
But here in Africa when a traffic officer stops you and you put your hands in your pockets he will start smiling like Christmas goat

The Only Time Black People Gets A Breakfast in Bed is
When They Are in Hospital

i Would Rather Drink A Poison Than To Go To The Toilet
Without My Phone