BREAKING NEWS
Gauteng Police just found two heads in a student’s bag coming from a well known casino… The student is believed to be a grade 11 pupil which cannot be named at this point.The young student, about 17 years old, got into a uber with a big handbag from the casino heading towards town but the taxi driver felt a strong smell of human blood coming from her handbag… She claimed she was going to deliver some meat to a friend whom she identified as Phelisa. She claimed she works for a butchery part time on weekends and the smell was coming from the meat she was carrying!The horrible smell made the uber driver highly suspicious because he once worked as a mortuary attendant so he was very familiar with the smell of heads. He insisted to check the bag and discovered the two heads. The girl, was held and taken to the police station.Many were frightened, not knowing what was happening, One of the Police officials was shocked when he opened the 17-year-old girl’s bag and found two (2) heads…In examining them carefully, the authorities found that they were two known heads, it was a head of a garlic and the other of an onion.
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When my siblings make me angry,
I look at them through the fork and pretend they’re in jail
😏
It heals me spiritually

When you are about to laugh loud then boom
you remember your matric results

Imagine you in church and this SMS comes in”,
your uncle is drinking ur 🍺 beers”

Beauty has sent a lot of girls into marriage
but character is busy packing them out!

MTH101

If Chelsea lost 3-1 to Tottenham and lost 2-1 to wolves, calculate the margin in which they’re going to lose to city. Use hazard as the subject of the formula.

If Man city = X
Tottenham’s position = 3
Tottenham won (3-1)
Wolves’ position = 12
Wolves won (2-1)
Chelsea’s position = 4

X= 3 *(3-1)+12 *(2-1)/4

X= 3*2 + 12*1 /4

X =6 +12/4

X= 18/4

X = 4.5 ~5

X= 5

Manchester city will beat Chelsea by 5 goals

You’re still busy laughing at pirates while
they’re are busy laughing at your report at school

I once blocked my mother’s slap👋
after that she told all the relatives that l was tryin to kill her

In 2019 😁
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On the funeral program there must be the one
who will speak for those who were warning him

Nowadays the story you hear about yourself
will make you wonder if someone is using your body elsewhere

This December we going partying with gym clothes in a bag
so that in the morning we come home jogging to confuse the enemy.

Dear ladies

Sometimes you have to call your man and say ” You thought I won’t find out?” then hang up, don’t pick up his callz wait for his confession. then thank me later😂

I Have A Friend Who Always Wear One Outfit When We Going Out….
And He Always Asks Me “How Do I Look?”
Come On Dude , You Look Like Last Week

Never tell your family about your relationship problems
because you may forgive bae but they won’t