She Left Note On Fridge- It’s Not Working! Can’t Take It Anymore.
He Opened D Fridge,
The Beer Was Cold Nd Said-
WTF Is She Talking About?
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Two friends, Jim and Paul are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers up against a wall and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is going on, Jim slips something into Paul’s hand. Without looking down, Paul whispers, “What is this?”
Jim replies, “It’s that $50 I owe you.”
A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says, “Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?”
“Sure! What do you want me to do?” he asks.
The little girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.”
“Communicate my feelings?” questions a bewildered Tommy. “I have no idea what that means…”
The little girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”
Boy : where are you going now?
Girl : for suicide..
Boy : then, why so much make-up?
Girl : you idiot.. tomorrow my Photo will come in newspaper
*Statistical Data*
Different types of phone call duration:
*Boy to Boy* 00:00:59
*Boy to Mom* 00:00:50
*Boy to Dad* 00:00:30
*Boy to Girl* 01:23:59
*Girl to Girl* 05:29:59
*Girl to Boy* Missed call
*Husband to Wife* 00:00:03
*Wife to Husband* 14 Missed Calls
BOY :Do you have a boyfriend
GIRL :No i don’t want a boyfriend
BOY :Genesis 2:18.The Lord said it is not good for the man to be alone. I will make helper suitable for him.
GIRL :But i don’t love you
BOY:1John 4:8 whoever does not love does not know God because God is love.
GIRL :so how do i discern that your words are true.
BOY:Matthew 12 :34. for the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.
GIRL :but how can be i sure that you are faithful and honest .
BOY :Mark 13 :31 .heaven and earth will pass away.
GIRL :But why me .there are so many girls out there .
BOY :Proverbs 31 :29. Many women do noble things surpass them all.
GIRL :what do you see in me that make you love me,?
BOY:Song of Solomon 4:7 .you are altogether beautiful my darling, there is no flaw in you.
GIRL :but really I’m not beautiful your exaggerating.
BOY :Proverbs 31 :30, charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
GIRL :what will happen if i say yes
BOY :Genesis 2 :24. That is why a man leaves his father and mother and united to his wife and become one flesh.
GIRL :How is that you know so many scriptures.
BOY :Joshua 1 :8, keep this book of law on your lips mediate on it day and night so that you may be careful to do everything written in it
GIRL: _______?
A man spend two hours looking at his marriage certificate
then his wife ask what are your looking at
he replied I am checking expiring date of this marriage
MY BEST FRIEND
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Before the King went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen ), in the room & gave the key to his best friend & said:
“If I am not back within 4 days, open the room and she is yours”….
He sat on his horse & hit the road.
Half an hour later, the king noticed a dust cloud & sound behind him.
He stopped & saw his friend riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” the King asked.
Out of breath, his friend answered,
“It’s the wrong Key…!! ”
😆🙆♂😂😹😝😎
Please beware of the one, whom you call your best friend.
A girl at a boarding school texts her father….
“Goodevening Dad,i hopes u is fine and the hoe familiy.
Dad, i want to remembers u that we will starting ezams nest week,so a school want u to paid the school fins all else i will not going to write the ezam.Your lavely dowter, God blast you”
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Then the father replied:
“Good evening and hope u are fine as well. Please don’t even bother to write the exams coz u cant even pass, tomorrow i will send u transport money u come back home and become a witch doctor.
Infact, let God blast u, not me. Idiot!!”
The reason why we don’t trust people :
-We don’t know them.
-We know them.
RANDOM:
Did you know?…
If you send to a girl cash for transport to come over but she decides not come over and does not refund that money…
You can refer to Section 492(i) of the Criminal Procedure Act & file a case of theft under false pretence, & she can be jailed for up to 7 years?
Hello guys
Anyone single here?
If yes please whatsapp me your details.
Am selling a single bed.
Thank you
They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet I wasn’t able to move a wall.
But when I drank 4 bottles of beer ,
I saw walls moving by themselves.
These scientists are bloody liars!!!
Quote of the week
*Why can’t satan just apologise to God and we go back to Eden and be naked again…………..*
*there is a person that I want to see without clothes*
Who Is More Stupid…??
(1)•The one is watering the garden while its raining…?
(2)•The one who shinning shoes for an ID photo…?
(3)•The One who reduce a TV volume to read an SMS..?
(4)•The one who fix a pen with an ovaralls..?
(5)•The one who takes a lunch box while he is working at the next door..?
(6)•The one who sell the bicycle just to buy a pump..?
(7)•The one who do eye shopping with a trolley..?
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Yesterday Morning A Man Was Raped
By A Group Of Beautiful Lady’s
While He Was Jogging At The Park,
This Morning 150 Man Was Found Jogging At Park..