Joke Of The Year 😂🤣

Husband And His Wife Went For Divorce At Court .

Judge: You Have Three Kids …. How Will You Divide Them ??

They Had Long Discussion With His Wife And Said” Ok…Sir We Will Come next Year with One More ”

Joke Doesn’t End Here …. 9 Months later ….. They Got Twins

An older retired guy and a young kid entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the young guy stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the young man said to the older one, “Man I’m the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.” The elder man replied: “You want to see something better? Let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you real stealing.” So they went to the counter and the older man said to the shopkeeper,”Do you want to see magic?”
The shopkeeper replied, “Yes.”
The senior said, “Give me one chocolate bar.”
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
Then the senior asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: “But where’s the magic?”
The older guy replied: “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find all three bars of chocolate.”

Who Else still Does That Risky Naked Run
From Bathroom To Bedroom????

Santa Wrote Bill Gates About PC & Windows Problems.

1 My Child Learned MS Word Now He Wants MS Sentence.

2 There Is Only Re-Cycle But No Re-Scooter, I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter.

3 I See MS Office But I Need MS Home, As I Use PC At Home.

4 Finally, I am Confused That Your Name Is Gates But You Are Selling Windows, Why?

I was watching a Chinese movie, suddenly the actor started to cough.
I turned off TV, lets be careful 😏

Having a twin is cool, the problem starts when you are drunk and find your twin in bed and be like: “Oh I’ve already slept lemme go back to tarven”..

They Will investigate Why You Are Rich ,
But They Will Never investigate Why You Are Poor