Last Night i was with Trevor Noah, we were going to perform at a sell out crowd in New York. When we were about to start with the jokes…….behold…….my mother woke me up “Ronnie wake up and get ready for school”.
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I’m still not talking to her
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A man is coming from far place and he saw a girl sat down under the tree and said beautiful girl can I seat with u and she answered u are welcome immediately when he tried to seat down the girl gave him sounding slap ,she said do u think am your mate.
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A pastor was casting an evil spirit from a man and this was the conversion between them
Pastor: what do you want from this man?
leave this man alone.
Evil spirit: I want this man to win the national
lottery which cost 1,000,000 billion this
midnight.
Pastor lowered the microphone and
whispered
Pastor: get out from him and enter through me
Just share…don’t laugh alone😀😀😀😀☺😂
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It will take de jealous woman 2 days to know every secretive things about de husband
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Son: Dad, Dad!
Dad: Oh, what happened to you?
Son: Sister’s boyfriend has a gun!
Son: where? And why did you know?
Son: I heard because sister was arguing inside the room of sister.
Dad: oh then?
My child: he might shoot sister. Because sister said ” don’t hit it inside. Just outside, please.
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” so many likes the dp of other women because, cleavage is shown. Try your cleavage too, I’m sure more likes. It’s always because it’s cleavage.”
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I think Vendas were out of country. ….
when Jesus said”let there be light”
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Girl : Dad can l go to my friend’s place to do homework please?
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Dad :Fustek, your mom used to say the same thing to her mom when she’s coming to me.
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I’m that kinda supportive boyfriend, when she’s on her periods.
…we both wear pads…. and Always.
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Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!
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Its February right?
Ladies please dont confuse
Women’s day with valentines day
.
Not all of you gonna get presents
On the 14th.
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Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”
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Girls who did Abortion😐
When u shave🔪
Did u know you’re cleaning the cemetery?
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Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove
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Ronnie : “mommy am i ugly?”
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Mom : ” Ronnie i told you not to call me mom in front of people”
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Village girl:Can I have an ice cream
Cashier :Which flavor?
Village girl:Sugar flavor
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