Real men don’t play temple and run in their phones,,, they just go to the zoo, open the lion’s cage, slap the lion and starts running.

Scary moment is when u fell a sleep in a couch but when u wake up u wake up in bed… But u live alone…

Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

You say love is important than money,
have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

When I was born I was so mad at my parents,
I didn’t talk to them for 12 months…

Zuma Said:
Due To Water Crisis In Cape Town
No More Baby Shower😂😂😂 Is Allowed

*👍How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

*WIFE :* Am already 58 and one of your friends still find me attractive .
*HUSBAND:* It must be Ndlovu.
*WIFE :* Yes, how did you know?
*HUSBAND:* Because he deals in scrap metal..

Dear Boyfriends
We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t
want iPads, iPhone and blackberry’s this valentines day!!
.
Just come and say Hi to our parents and begin with the LOBOLA negotiations
Finish and klaar!!
Regards Girlfriends Association Of South Africa (GAOSA)

A man can work for 10years with unemployed wife and still be happy, But a woman will work 5days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.