“That pain woman feel during child birth,Is the same pain we feel when you tell us I love you as a friend
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When you busy with foreplay and you start licking her face
and her eyebrows disappear
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Bare ” schools are still closed but someone
already missed her periods
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I feel so sorry for women who get married to teachers..instead of finding money/coins in the pocket when washing their clothes.
They usually find chalk or list of Noise makers
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The Problem with Ugly people is
that they expect too Much from
the Camera
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Selfie Sticks were invented for
people who only look good from
a distance.
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Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit…
Wisdom is knowing that you can not make fruit salad with a tomato
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WARNING ‼‼‼
Please, don’t eat anything at these places
1.Nandos
2.KFC
3. Chicken lickin
*without me*
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The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up
and punch yourself in the damn face.
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Ladies repeat after me
“My boyfriend’s money is not my money”
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*Virginity Test*
*Son*: _Dad,I want to marry how can I know if my wife is a virgin_?
*Dad*: _Do virginity test_..
*Son*: _What do you mean_
*Dad*: _Buy a red and blue paint_
*Son*: _How can that help_?
*Dad*: _Paint your left ball with the blue paint,and your right ball with the red paint,when you want to have sex_ _remove_
_your underwear_; _If she says_ , _I have never seen_ _strange balls like this in my life_, _that mean she’s not a Virgin_..
_Case closed
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If a thermometer uses alcohol and gives accurate readings;
then one must not ignore the opinion of a drunkard.
*Are we together?*
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She walked into the banking hall, with her pointed shoes announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy that was waving frantically at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but she took mine, maybe because I was closer to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing and puffing like a Monitor lizard.
She whispered, “Please can you spell ‘thirty’ for me?”
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She had written, ‘Tarty Tausan’!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING.
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A Marriage without a side chic is like a
government without opposition party.
Let us not be dictators in our marriages,
allow democracy…
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January is the best time to pay lobola .
Right now families will accept anything even a bottle of coke .
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Understanding women is not a mystery.
When you’re wrong,
you apologize and when she’s wrong,
you apologize. Simple!
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