Dear Person reading this Post
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Stop checking your Ex photos
.
It’s Over it’s Over

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t
have one, it’s probably you

What are the perks of living alone?

Its always ur turn to do the dishes.

When I Was A Woman I Used To Cry A Lot When My Boyfriend Dumps Me,
But Everything Changed Ever Since I Became A Man

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love
Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

My wife better cry at our wedding or
else her side of the family is not eating

No one makes good jokes like an ugly person

I Wonder Why Ladies Become More Talkative When They See Food..!

Two mad men organised to run away🏃 from the mental Hospital, they started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate , beat up the security😎 then open the gate and run away
….. When they reached the gate the security was not there and the gate was wide open …they said “SHIT our plan has failed
, let’s go back we’ll try again tomorrow”

I said I will pay back at the end of the month…
I didn’t say which month….
Be patient my friend

Maggie: Happy Birthday
Me : ThnQ😊
Maggie: it’s My Pressure

Every Guy Has That Evil Friend
Who Force Him To Cheat

Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?

That moment when you are happy and enjoying your day and
you hear that your friend bought a brand new car

Can u please help my son at creche they need animal name dat start with the letter K, I wrote “Kow 🐃” they saying it’s wrong