Stop complaining about fake friends 😅u are old now👵👴go to work..stay at home..read books..eat and watch TV. listen to music also my dear ul never hear that fridge and microwave gossip about you🙄

Guys I know we might share jokes, laughing together and such. But my private life has nothing to do with you, so please I want the truth now! Who gave Cristiano Ronaldo my Contact Number?

My Doctor Told me that Im Left with 1 Month To Live .
I Killed him and the Judge gave me 25 years, problem solved

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?”
The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.”
The next day the same
man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?” The man says, “I found out that my son is gay.” The next day the same man comes in the bar and
orders 15 shots of
whiskey. Then the bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?” The man looks up and says, “Apprently my wife does.

Nobody cheats more than a girl with a gap teeth.
She will always hv space for another guy

Why all these Pastors and Prophets who are currently here in South Africa can’t go to other African countries like Libya, Zimbabwe, Tunisia, Egypt and Morocco etc, to do the dirty works there too? Why is it seems like everyone who want to become Pastor/Prophet the first choice is to come to South Africa?

Oh Lord! When our crushes have updated their status We’re being forced to react with haha😂 even though it’s not necessary just to get their attention

If you gonna cheat make sure you wear your old clothes so that if someone takes pictures you can say it was long time ago…..
My Wisdom will kill me one day

A moment of silence to those girls who think their current boyfriends will marry them.*
Am waiting for the rejected ones.

True love is when your girl smashes your new iPhone x on the wall cause she saw a girl call you baby in your chat on whatsapp And you just smile, hug her closely and whisper in her ear “What designer of wheel chair do you like?

Have you noticed?
Nobody Drinks alcohol
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!

I have done so many mkstakrs in my life
But i have never left a wedding ceremony without eating never

Me:sorry boss, my car has broken down so i wont come to work
Boss:what about a taxi?
Me:i dont have a taxi

WHEN I WAS YOUNG

I’d put my arms in my shirt 👕 and told people I lost my arms💪
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose❎🚫
• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once😔
• Waited behind a door 🚪 to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out 🚶 .
• Faked being asleep, so I couldbe carried to bed🏠
• Used to think that the moon🌚followed our car🚗
• Tried to balance the switch between On/ Off💢.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window 💦pretending itwas a race 🏁 .
• The only thing i had to takecare of was a school bag 👝 .
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree 🎄was going to grow in my tummy.
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off😜👀.
• Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed😕, Walked out,and then remember😮.
If u really went through this can u drop a”HI”

black girls and fake love for teddy bear and flowers..you people love food,money,cars,Alcohol and Attention!!