Ever looked at someone and be like damn…You really a liar
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When you meet her friends and
you realize you got the ugly one
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You find it hard to close ur eyes during prayers, but when another lips touches yours, u close them slowly like tilapia fish..God is watching you
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Monday- am done with you.
Tuesday- baby can i ask you something?
Baby- what’s it?
Ex- did i send you airtime?
Baby- are u crazy
Ex- ……! 😆😆😆
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When a girl buy’s you an apple ‘think twice’ remember what happen to adam in garden of Eden. So you can be the next one to be in trouble like Adam kkkkķ
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They Said Broken Heart Be The Worse Thing AreYou Sure Try Broken Pocket
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Those who say it’s a blue Monday, where do they look. Pls tell me I want to find the colour of other days. Or don’t they have colours,??
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My wife asked me why i am always calm when we fight, i said to her because afterwards i clean a toilet with your teeth brush.
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Africa is the only continent in the world, when you meet a girl on a Monday, on Wednesday her phone breaks down or flies. And if you’re not paying attention on Saturday it’s her birthday
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Me:) What Is The Opposite Of I KNOW
👩Her:)I Don’t Know
👨Me:)You Will Never Know Dear
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You say broke up hurts the most,
have you ever found the visitors have eaten your food after coming back from school?
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JOKE OF THE DAY
*There are five friends named*
*Somebody*, *nobody,* *mad, stupid and fool*
*Somebody and nobody were fighting*
*Somebody killed nobody*
*Mad quickly called the police*
*Mad: Hello sir*
*Police: can we help you*
*Mad: yes somebody just killed nobody*
*Police: are u stupid!!*
*Mad: no, stupid is in the bathroom bathing*
*Police: are u mad!!!*
*Mad: yes am mad*
*Police: you must be a fool!!!*
*Mad: no, fool is the one reading this message*
😳
😜 😜
😀😀😀 *Am sorry but I was also a victim…. and I can’t be a fool alone*
*Share…. to have more fools*
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It is a mistake we all do mistakes because we are human beans after oil
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My Dog Is Very Useless We Were Both Chased By Another Dog
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Most people hate this subject 😡😡😡 but one thing people fail to realise is that anything you find difficult in your life make that thing your favorite thing the subject that people hates most is Mathematics so make Mathematics your favourite subject in your life believe me you will be expert on It😁😁😁
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If you are naughty go to your room,
if you wanna be naughty go to mine 🙂
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