Welcome to South Africa where people get shocked
when the Taxi driver speaks in English

Taxi to towm:R50
Redbull:R10
I know u thinking what am thinking😂😂😂

I stopped trusting girls when my grade 3 girlfriend left me for a boy
who had new crayons in class

My friend sold 2 kidneys..they gave him 1 million rand…

But I came up with 24 kidneys they called the police

Zulu wife to Zulu husband:” You
know today when i came out from the
bathroom wrapped in towel, father in law
saw me!”
Husband:”Oh my God, then what u did?”
Wife:”What could i do, i removed the towel
to cover my head quickly!!”

9 REASONS WHY I DONT WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES..
1. A flash back plays 40 mins.
2. Millionaires have gate men instead of electric gates.
3. Females wake up with earings and make-up in the morning.
4. When petience ozokor wants to poison someone she first tastes the poison but never dies.
5. They cut grass with a panga instead of a slasher.
6. 20years later in the movie but the family dog is still alive.
7. A ghost looks both sides before crosing the road.
8. People always ask for a menu at restaurants but end up ordering rice and chicken.
9. No matter how low your Tv volume is ,the movie will always make a huge soundooo…..!!

Did you notice?
Children of nowadays no longer use newspapers
and calendar to wrap their books,
We’re loosing our culture

Every guy needs a strong woman
i mean who will push the car🚗 if it stuck

My relationship status is complicated 😢😢😭😭I’m single but not single single.. Sometimes I get peace jobs in relationships and help here and there but I’m single

Facebook will make u think iam talkative
Just meet me one on one u will think i left my mouth at home😂😂

My girlfriend just sent me a text message saying “hey babe if someone calls you and ask if I’m dating you please say NO we not dating”
Which stage of relationship is this guys

5 year old me : when I grow up i want to be a Doctor.
14 year old me : anything is fine by me as long as I’m working.
At the age of 26 : clap your hands everyone for Dj Chicken

Me : babe it’s OVER 😔😔…
My abusive girlfriend : What??? 😠😠😡😡
Me : it’s over the table babe🙁🙁

I think this December is going to be the best December we’ve ever experienced 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I’ve already bought ice cubes for it and a cabbage for January just in case to be on the safe side

Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like
When did i accept u 🤔?
Did u break in?

Girlfriend : babe why do you accept these ladies when they propose you?? Am i not enough for you??
Me : when someone offer you money do you decline it because you have salary?? 🤔🤔

To cut the story short I’m single now