Did you know that headsets🎧 don’t sound🎵good in a Taxi when you haven’t received your change?

I don’t know why it’s so difficult to return a plate to the kitchen after eating.
It just becomes heavier

*Dating a lady with a car*

*Advantage :she can come anytime*

*Disadvantage:she can come anytime*

Some relationships are just lessons,
don’t take them serious..!

Delete all your music🎶🎶 and leave only one☝song🙄🎵and see how it feels💔like to date one person..!🤦

“Send Me Money💰/Airtime📲” is where a Guy loses 80% of Interest in a Girl..! 🙄

There’s nothing more stressing than Breaking up💔 with short girl🐧.
Every time you see kids you Remember her..!

If you can spy your Boyfriend starting from Today till Sunday,
You might find out that you’re his fifth Girlfriend..! ✋😏

Somewhere out there is a Girl smiling over a “Good morning beautiful”😊 text she got from your boyfriend..! ☝🙄

No Woman Is Perfect, Just Choose Your Own Headache🤦 And Start taking Panado

When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic😨 girlfriend..!

No One Watches Your WhatsApp Statuses Faster
Than The Person You’re ignoring😌

If your birthday🎂 is 9 months after your Dad’s own, just know that your Mom used you as a birthday gift🎁 to him..!

Interviewer : Can you handle pressure
.
Me : Yes 😊👀 I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don’t care 🤔

12 Rules of Street Football⚽

When We Were Kids…
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper⚽🤣
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties were🤣 awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone is tired😂.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score.😂
6. No referees and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post.🤣
7. If you don’t participate in repairing the ball, you will be given a match ban.😂
8. If you’re picked last, you’re a loser.
9. The guy who’s never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or in another person’s compound to play in the next game😁.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over!😅
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty.⚽
12. The most skillful player get an automatic selection.True or false?🤣