•●~ Babiie .. Even After Our Breakup. I Use To Check Your Profile.
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No No. ! Not Because I’m Missing You,
But Just Because I Can See Your Shakal n’ Harkateiin And Realize That What I Did Was Right .. ‘
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Husband: can u be the moon of my Life?
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Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!
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Men will be Men.
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Girls will be Aunties.
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I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo.
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Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!
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Boy: Hey !
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Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in
the world..
Girl: Aww How cute !
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Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m
texting U !!
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Chicken is better than that guy who said he will even die for you.
Chicken actually died for you.
Chicken is true love.
#Foodiie
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Relative: kya karte ho?
Me: Import/Export ka business.
R: Wow Great, kaha pe?
Me: Twitter se Tweet import karke FB & WA pe export karta hu.
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Maths Sir: What Is A Line?
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A Genius Answers:
A Line Is A Dot, Going For A Walk…!!
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Height of Coolness: Finishing the paper Coming out of the exam hall,
Having a cold drink And asking a friend:
Dude, which paper was it?
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She- What’s ur name
He- Typing..
S- Hey.. you der?
H- Typing..
S- Hello
H- Typing..
She- Bye
He- Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan
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I will marry the Girl ,
who Looks preety in her Adhar card
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I will marry the Girl ,
who Looks preety in her Adhar card
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Facebook is the only place where,
someone can ‘Feel Lonely’ with Simran, Shruti, Rahul and 85 others
😛
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women these days, some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by Nike.
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That awkward moment when you sit on the couch ready to relax cup of tea and blanket and then you realise you have left the remote half way across the room
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When someone is so sweet to u, don’t expect that they will be like that all the time because even the sweetest chocolate expires.
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