Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…
it’s called Monday, please fix it.

Who needs television when
there is so much drama on Facebook.

A priest and a nun were riding a camel through the desert and the camel passed out and died. Since the priest and the nun had no way to travel they knew they were going to die. The priest asked the nun, “Since we are going to die anyway is there anything I can do for you?”

The nun replied, “Well… I’ve never seen a naked man before.” The priest being the kind man that he was took all of his clothes off.

Pointing at the priest’s penis, the nun asked, “What is that?”

The priest said,”It is my penis.”

“What does it do?” Asked the nun.

“It brings forth life.” said the priest.

Then the nun said, ” Well stick that on up in the camel and let’s get outta here!”

Thinks that Facebook should
change the status question from
** what’s on your mind ?
** to **
what’s your problem today ? **

girl:- I love you not as friend…😊😊😊😊
.
.
pankaj :-OMG…. OMG… OMG..
.
.
girl:-as a sister

If nobody hates 😫 you,
You’re 👱 doing something boring

Don’t
,
,
,
,
,
kiss behind the garden,
.
.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
.
. Love is blind but
.
.
.the neighbors are not..

Wife In ICU
Doc:It seems she is in Coma
Hus:Please save her. She is just 30
Suddenly ECG starts moving. Her hand moved&she said:
I am 29…

Friend : Bro, college vale koi LGBT certificate maang rahe hai!
After 10 minutes I realized, that he meant Eligibility Certificate.

Have you ever noticed that
A woman’s
“I will be ready in 5 minutes”
And
A man’s
“I will be home in 5 minutes”
Are exactly the same? 🤔

He ;~ Like My Profile Pic. .
She ;~ I Have Boyfriend. .
He ;~ Tell Him Also To

Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work
but then I remember I was born Cute not rich