😜 Joker’s should be left in the zoo.
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Bae: Boo l’m coming over
Bf : Can’t wait Bubu
Bae: With My friends
Bf : l said l can’t wait for you,
l’m going somwhere
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Don’t be a baby… If she mentions that parents won’t
be home, you know she’s not throwing a party but
bring baloons m’rena!.
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Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that,
one of these days she will remove her wig,
wash her make up
remove her nails
and talk to you man to man
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U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs.
If God Himself gave them eyebrows,
they shave it and draw their own.
God gave them nails,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
God gave them* *hair,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
He gave them breast,
they repackage it to the size and shape they want.
God gave the lips,
every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself
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*Quote of the day:*
*Having an ugly friend is not a problem ..
The problem is when people start asking,
“Are you twins ?
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Quote of the week
*Why can’t satan just apologise to God and we go back to Eden and be naked again…………..*
*there is a person that I want to see without clothes*
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Father Was Telling The Definition Success To His Son.
Father: “Son, Success Is When Your Signature Turns Into An Autograph.”
Son: “No Dad, Success Is When My Signature Turns Into Black Label Or Chivas Regal.”
Cheers To This Boy
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Dear Microwave Manufacturers Isn’t Any Other Way That You Can Put A Silent Button on A Microwave Phela Our Parents Are Shouting On Us When We Braai Meat While We Comes Back From The Night Out.
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To my unborn kids Daddy is not the one delaying ,
Its Mummy she is still busy following guys on Facebook
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Daughter: Daddy can I go to my friend place to do my homework?
Dad: sit down.. Your Mom use to say the same thing when she want to come to me!!
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It Was Happening In A Hospital That ICU Patients Died In Same Bed Every Sunday At 11 Am.
Dr. Thought, It Is Something Super Natural
Worldwide Xpert Team Was Formed To Investigate The Cause.
Next Sunday, Few Minute Before 11 Am, All Dr. & Nurses Stand Around That Bed & Start Waiting To See What It Was?
Then Suddenly A Man (Part Time Sunday Sweeper) Entered The ICU, Unpluged The Life Support System Of That Bed & Pluged In His Mobile Charger.
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They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet I wasn’t able to move a wall.
But when I drank 4 bottles of beer ,
I saw walls moving by themselves.
These scientists are bloody liars!!!
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My room mate just came back with her boyfriend,
they have been staring at me for the past 4 hours,
they think I will go outside to give them privacy.
I cannot support evil…
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SEX is the only Sport in the World without Refrees, no spectators as well and is never abandoned due to weather. Players are naked, scores are counted in terms of rounds. There are no winners or loosers. Each team enjoys, celebrates shouts and screams when they are ready to score and often go silent thereafter.
DO U HAVE A MATCH TODAY ?
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In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras,
the neighbours are enough .
if you think i’m lying bring your girlfriend at home
when your wife is not around and see
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