Having sex with her on her first visit
Dat nonsense must stop bf 2018
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Having sex with her on her first visit
Dat nonsense must stop bf 2018
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A Zimbabwean man went to a dentist in USA for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said $1200, the Zimba man thought it was too much.
After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods.
The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anaesthesia and will cost only $300,but it would be very very painful.
The Zimbabwean man said “OK Dr, do it without anaesthesia”
The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Zimba man sat quietly, even smiling a little.
The dentist was not only surprised, but was quite impressed and said
I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don’t even want my fees, instead, take this 500$ as a reward, you’ve taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one’s pain and feelings !!!
In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Zimbabwean patient.
Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that Zimbabwean man first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!
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Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh
–
But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’
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If your girlfriend claims that
she never looks at your Facebook profile;
Try changing your status to SINGLE
and wait 2-3 minutes.
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a dirty joke
a white horse fell in the mud
a clean Joke
it took a bath
joke
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Santa went to court..
JUDGE:Order..Order..!!
Santa:1 pizza,2 Dosa, 3 ldli and 1 cold drinks!!
JUDGE: Shut up!!
Santa:NO..NO..It is 7 up!!!!
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To all girls who were told by Prophets or Papa that you will get married in 2017,,,, My sister u have only 4 days to go!!
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New year promotion!!!!!
Bring yo wife to me and stand a chance to win a baby .
Hurry !! HURRY !!! HURRY
WHILE I STILL HAVE POWER.
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What Is Reunion…????_* 😂
Reunion is when Akhil gets up in the morning and tells his wife he is going to work.
Instead he goes to his neighbour Paul’s wife to make love to her.
Her husband Paul comes and knocks on the door.
Akhil goes under the bed.
Paul enters the bedroom.
Feeling uneasy, the wife excuses herself to go to market to buy food items.
Paul takes advantage of the wife’s absence to call Akhil’s wife.
Akhil’s wife quickly arrives and they make love.
Suddenly Paul’s wife who had excused herself to go to the market turned back halfway forgetting the list of food items at home and knocks on the door.
*_Akhil Is Still Under The Bed._*
_Akhil’s wife rushes to hide under the bed._
*_This Is REUNION_*
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A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.
Her Husband Calls & Says: “Be Careful Love,
It’s Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway”
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Just Head Someone Saying “I Hate It When I
Am Cooking & Someone Open The Door Of The
Pot & Listen To The Salt”
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I was watching Christmas drama rehearsal by a church drama group yesterday and I nearly Died with laughter …WHY?Mary told Joseph I am pregnant and Joseph shouted “JESUS CHRIST ” for who? And i fainted! Bcos where does Joseph know JESUS since its JESUS that was in Mary’s womb!
Anyway happy new year in advance
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FM stands for Free Mode that why
Radio does’nt show pictures!!
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When your hands touch your bae’s phne whr do u start??
Me: Calender
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You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
–
Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect
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You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal
–
Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect
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