“That pain woman feel during child birth,Is the same pain we feel when you tell us I love you as a friend

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When you busy with foreplay and you start licking her face

and her eyebrows disappear

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English chicks times

The Best of the Thing
.
Her: John is a rich man

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Morning Down

When she is twerking
but nothing is
shaking

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I knew weed was not meant for me the
day I wrote a letter to God and spent 3 hours
straight trying to throw it to Him in the sky.

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If my girlfriend is hotter than yours best believe
I’m gonna bring that up when losing an argument with you

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Before engaging in a facebook comments fight,
make sure your English is better than the opponent

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A grandson goes to visit his grandmother
she’s in the kitchen and says make yourself at home
on the coffee table a big bowl of nuts he helps himself
she walks in he says these nuts are good grandma
she says all I can do is suck the chocolate off without my teeth in lol

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*Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers do not drink their own water ; Trees do not eat their own fruits.The sun does not shine for itself; and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves. Jesus did not sacrifice for himself. Living for others is a rule of nature. We were all born to help each other. No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others*

Please give me $100

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I need to Quit Drinking beer .
The problem is people will say I quit bcoz it’s January.
So I will quit in August.

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Never rely on anyone Even Alicia
Keys knew the girl was on fire

instead of saving the poor girl
from burning

Yaz Nizofa

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Someone said ”I am hope that’s
I will got distionsion(A) in English”

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Any woman cheating on her man this year may u catch fire, break your leg, loose your front teeth…

Any man cheating on his woman…Father forgive us and teach us how to love for we don’t know what we are doing.

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One day in a class room ( teacher and pupils)
teacher: good morning children?
pupils: good morning Sir.
teacher: today’s topic is English,
who can tell me what people in abroad are called?
Pupils: township .
teacher:wonderful,
then people in home what are they called?
Pupils: townGoat ..

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Madness is when you put a girl on profile pic
while others put her on bed .

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10 BIGGEST ECONOMIES OF AFRICA 2017
​Rated in US$ Billions​
1. Nigeria :$172
2. South Africa :$166.735
3. Egypt :$78
4. Algeria :$66
5. Lybia :$65
6. Botswana :$22.675
7. Ghana :$20.458
8. Morroco :$18
9. Ivory Coast :$11
10. Madagascar :$6.766

TOP 5 POOREST COUNTRIES OF AFRICA 2017
1. D.R.C
2. Zimbabwe ​Bankrupt​
3. Somalia
4. Eritrea
5. Rwanda

TOP 3 RISING ECONOMIES OF AFRICAN
1. Nigeria
2. Egypt
3. Botswana

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST BILLIONARES 2017
1. South Africa
2. Nigeria
3. Ghana
4. Egypt
5. Lybia

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE HIGHEST CRIME RATE
1. South Africa
2. Nigeria
3. D.R.C
4. Rwanda
5. Ethiopia

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH MOST OF ITS CITIZENS LIVING OUTSIDE IT
​Rated in Millions​
1. Zimbabwe :2.6
2. Nigeria :2
3. Somalia :1.6
4. Mozambique :1.456
5. Malawi :1.245

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE BEST LITERACY RATE
1. Zimbabwe
2. Nigeria
3. Ghana
4. Gambia
5. Egypt

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH WOMEN WHO BLEACH
1. Nigeria
2. South Africa
3. Bostwana
4. Zambia
5. Namibia

TOP 5 AFRICAN COUNTRIES WITH THE MOST H.I.V/AIDS CASES 2017
​In % out of 100 of Africa​
1. South Africa :25%
2. Botswana :17.7%
3. Ghana :12%
4. Nigeria :6.6%
5. Zimbabwe :4.2%

TOP 5 MOST CORRUPTED COUNTRIES IN AFRICA
1. South Africa
2. Malawi
3. Nigeria
4. Kenya

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