Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?
☆
Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c
☆
<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool

The way people look at u
when they’re in a bus and u walking on foot…
you’d swear they’re in a private jet

I asked her “what your favourite soapie?”…
She answered” it’s Protex”
-I forgot to faint

If your girlfriend an’t working..
Its her job to kill the mosquitoes
while u are sleeping

I refuse to die until I know the relationship between
peanut butter and the cat!🐈

When she says she’s a virgin then you tryna
be romantic by licking her tits
then boooom!!! Tswerrrr Milk

A touching Story:
A boy touches a girls hand,
and the following a girl touches the boys hand…
what a touching story.
😄😃😆😁😀😀🤣😂😂

That awkward moment
when you’re buzy laughing with your crush…
and your nose decides to make a balloon.

My kids passed away all of them.
They are going to another Grades.
I am going to Braai them all.*
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My Zulu Neighbour congratulating his Children.