Noko: Uncle am hungry😔
🧓:Dons hi hungry am Uncle Dons😊
🧑Noko: am serious🤨
🧓Dons: nope u r hungry😏
🧑Noko: u r joking😒
🧓Dons : no am Uncle Dons
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Noko was with his girlfriend in cinema and suddenly
he fell asleep.
After a while he woke up and shouted: “My d**k!”:ooh
[ Everyone was surprised, He continued: “Where is my
d**k?” Someone has cut my d**k !Oh God, what have I
done!?”
The embarrassed girlfriend said: “Shut up you idiot!
Your hand is in my panty stupid
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One day, the phone rang, and Noko answered.
The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
Noko : They’re busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Noko : The police.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Noko: They’re busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Noko : The firemen.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Noko : They’re busy.
The Caller: So let me get this straight — your
parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but
they’re all busy? What are they doing?
Noko : Looking for me
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can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like
go have a heartattack please
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I kissed a girl until she was wet and she asked me for xxx … •But i told her i haven’t finished my 6weeks of male circumcision -You know why i did that? •Because girls also lie to us and say they on their periods while they’re not
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I Was Holding Bae’s Phone When Capitac Bank Sent ” I Need You Tonight”
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Fat girls are the most selfish people in the world
they will sit down with a mini skirt
and you will see nothing
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Kikuyu ladies dont catch feelings, they cash feelings….
if u cant handle them leave them a loan
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Keep believing that all girls are after your money till u End up marrying
the one that is after your life stingy man!
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Av been using water mixed with salt to drive away soldier ant in my room, since i don’t av money to buy otapia-pia. Instead of them to leave my room, the leader of d soldier ant told me to also add Maggi, so that d water will be more tasty
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Guy 1 : bro I have ever gone to the moon. What about you ?
Guy 2 : am planning to go land on the Sun.
Guy 1 : you will burn before reaching the there😨😱😳
Guy 2 : hey bro am not stupid 😎…I’ll go there at night😎😎
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1: So this is what I have been missing since
Omo, see fine girls for Christ Embassy, they give out their numbers easily😋🤗
I no dey go Catholic church again
🙅♂🙅♂
2: Some Churches and their funny prayers “Which one is Lord crucify me with your anointing”
🙆♂😂🤣
3: I don’t want my family to Judge the way I eat, so I walk pass them with 2 slices🍞 of bread in my plate and 17 in my pocket
🚶😂🤣
4: Ladies, if he is cheating on you, put some bricks inside your pillow and tell him you want to do pillow fight with him
😂🤣
5: Girls with K-leg be like “God direct my step”
Sister to what?🤔🤷♂
Latitude or Longitude
🙄😂🤣
6: “I spent on him, I spent him”
Nigerian girls after buying you 3-in-1 singlet and one packet of shaving stick
Mtcheww🙄🙆♂🤣
7: Dating so many girls is just a way of confusing the enemies from attacking your main girl
But girls won’t understand this
🙄😏🤗
8: You see my six packs and muscles💪then you think I got your back in a fight
Lol..These things are for Instagram, don’t get yourself Killed
😂🤣
9: Today our pastor asked us to do something CRAZY for God
So I went out and Off the Church generator
🙄🚶🚶
10: If you don’t wanna visit him, tell him straight up!
Which one is “I can’t come again ooo my dad is angry with my mum;
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Guy’s let’s start afresh ,I haven’t made any budget for December !
we are still in February right?
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Women Who Can’t Cook Can Be So Dramatic,
You’ll Find Her Wearing An Apron Just To Boil water.“`
😂😂😂😂
Love you all👍
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Their are only two naked thing that can kill a man
1). *Naked wire*
2). *Naked woman*
😂😂😂😂
*Hope I am not lying*
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Slim girls who always go for jogging at dawn, what do you want to lose again…
Your life???😄
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