Every time i send a risky text i throw my phone
& run away from it

I’ve always wanted to spin around in a chair and say:
“I’ve been expecting you..

So a husband is the head of the family.
But remember that the wife is the Neck
of the family and the Neck can turn
the Head the way she wants.

Real People Are 😂😂😂 BASOTHO

– They are mostly mine workers
– Co – founders of African hip hop
– You find them in blankets while it’s extremely hot
– Sotho women are so damn beautiful but their also Bitches too
– They prefer horses than Cars
– Sotho man Have Small 🍆
– Not scared to kill
– Witches 2

Someone Out There Is Now Asking Your Bae
About You Like
“WHERE IS THAT STUPID OF YOURS”
And Your Bae Is Enjoying It….

But I can’t laug

” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”

Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”

Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”

Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“

William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption

Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad

After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy

Must Read William Sexfears Jokes

Some Girls Will Give You Their Numbers
Just To Increase The Rate Of Missed Calls.
SO GUYS DON’T FEEL SO SPECIAL!!!

Those Days When Your Parents Used To Call You
To Come And Dance For Visitors!!!

Funny Definitions:

Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk.

Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox.

Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets.

Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder.

Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip.

Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,

And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.

Hurt him until he becomes a
motivational speaker on Facebook .