I’m Forced To Laugh At My Uncle’s Lame Jokes
So That He Can Give Me Money!!!
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I Can Kill Cape Town People By Just Showing Them
One Litre Of Water!!!
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Welcome to south Africa
Where Jesus send you a whatsapp massage
And threaten to kill you if you don’t forward it to 20 people
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Rich a guy from the rural areas visited an art museum in Town. He was busy checking out some fine art pictures when he saw the ugliest picture ever😐
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He angrily😠 called the Mananger and said ” I like your pictures👌 they are all beautiful👏 but now what is this crap?😕 how can u just decide to put this ugly incomplete piece of shit for everyone to see? Mxm”😑
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The Mananger said “Im sorry sir, That’s not an art Picture🎨 its a mirror!”
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” better on Facebook, you are active.
But in person, not.”
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Pain is when you accidentally give the visitor. …
the plate with the big meat
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A man can work for 10years with unemployed wife and still be happy, But a woman will work 5days and the whole community will know about the unemployed husband.
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*👍How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*
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*WIFE :* Am already 58 and one of your friends still find me attractive .
*HUSBAND:* It must be Ndlovu.
*WIFE :* Yes, how did you know?
*HUSBAND:* Because he deals in scrap metal..
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Dear Boyfriends
We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t
want iPads, iPhone and blackberry’s this valentines day!!
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Just come and say Hi to our parents and begin with the LOBOLA negotiations
Finish and klaar!!
Regards Girlfriends Association Of South Africa (GAOSA)
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Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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You say love is important than money,
have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
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When I was born I was so mad at my parents,
I didn’t talk to them for 12 months…
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Zuma Said:
Due To Water Crisis In Cape Town
No More Baby Shower😂😂😂 Is Allowed
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Its February right?
Ladies please dont confuse
Women’s day with valentines day
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Not all of you gonna get presents
On the 14th.
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Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”
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