You pause FIFA and reply to her texts
and
she still cheats

When u try to cheer yourself up by singing when you’re sad😣
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Only to find out that your voice is worse than your problems💪👏

Never compare Google Quotes To Your Relationship✋
You will remain single💪

Do u ever just stare at an incoming call as your phone rings, waiting for it to hang up so u can continue using your phone?😂
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You are evil

Hi i would like to let u know that next week Monday is my last day here in SA😐
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I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering, I will be away for 4 Years. May God Be with You all. I will miss You all😢
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Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as i received it. I don’t even know who’s travelling

You’re short woman and you’re dating a short man
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Tell me who’s gonna change the light bulb when its get burned?

If u think your life is tough😐
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Just know that somewhere someone is trying to read a Doctor’s prescription

Tebza was lying on his couch with his eyes closed… His brother in law went up to him and asked…
Pule:Are u sleeping??
Tebza:Why do u ask??
Pule:I was wondering if u could lend me three hundred rand.
Tebza:Well, let’s return to ur first question, I’m asleep. The answer is yes I have the money, so leave me alone!

You can’t be broke, jobless, single, homeless, ugly and uneducated at the same time… Please choose one struggle…

My phone was stolen in class and I told them to return it back
before I do something that I have done in johannesburg…
Classmates:What did u do at johannesburg?.??
Tebza:I bought a new phone!!!

A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, havent you ever seen a naked woman?” The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”

Eggs are so expensive these days Ayee…
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.
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Month end I’m buying a pregnant chicken…

Tebza was interviewed after saving a very fat woman
from been beaten by a street kid.

Interviewer:Dude what inspired u to help out the woman??
Tebza:I saw posters all around town written “Save Our Rhinos “

Lebo:Bbe, I’m going to cook ur favorite tonight
Tebza:Ehhh since when u know how to cook beer?

Tebza:Babe, I want us to have three some…
Lebo:OK skadow, I’ll ask Lesego to show up, plus he is very good
Tebza:WTF(fainted)