What if Jacob Zuma wants to
resign but can’t write
a resignation letter??.

The More I Get To Know Certain People
The More I Realize Why Noah Only Let Animals Bored The Ark.

She posted ”I miss my Dead”
I commented ”Please don’t miss English classes”

There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried

Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments.

Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not.

Then He Got An Idea.

He Turned To Guests & Said: “Will All Those From The Bride Side Of The Family Please Stand Up?”

About 20 People Stood.

Then He Asked: “And From Groom’s Side?”

About 25 More People Stood.

Then He Smiled & Said: “Will All Those Who Stood Please Leave, This Is A Birthday Party”

Witchcraft is when your girlfriend starts arguing with a Bouncer in a Club…and ends up saying…”My boyfriend ain’t scared of you!!”

When they move from Europe to Africa =Voyages of discovery.
When we move from Africa to Europe =Illegal immigrants.
A group of Africans in Europe =Refugees.
A group of Europeans in Africa = Tourists .
A group of Africans in the bush = Poachers .
A Group of Europeans in bush = Hunters !
Black people working in a foreign country =Foreigners.
White people working in a foreign country=Expatriates!!

This world has failed Africa!

Interviewer: I see yr cv u went to University Of South Africa.
Her: Yes, I was visiting my cousin!!

A way of separating with yr girlfriend b4 14 Febuary!!

If u found 8 missed calls just say “Stop making many calls you are killing my battery nd I can see you are capable of killing me”

Teacher: class choose between money and brain
Themba: I’d go for money
Teacher: I’d go for brain
Themba: well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have

Me: babe can u please come and ride me😐
Her: i don’t have a driver’s licence

Please.. remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that you never have to remind me to remember you, I ALWAYS DO

Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken,
u are just booked.
And bookings can be canceled anytime…

Victory ✌ is when u find ur crush struggling with a trolley 🚃 and then u come and push it with one hand

I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser

I seriously need to stop flirting. I nearly got myself into a relationship. Yesess!!!