Tebza :I have a problem
Lebo :We’re married, so u better start by saying “we”
Tebza :Ohk… We impregnated the house cleaner

To all girls who think having a gay friend is cool😉
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Its all fun and games until he starts chasing after your boyfriend

In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays
My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically..

During sex I tried to speak dirty like those guys in
porn vids & said “Who’s yo daddy ”
Yoh she started crying & said “Ang’mazi”

Black parents will make you close your eyes during a kissing
scene on TV , but will let you watch when they kill each
other. That’s why we have no romantic but violent youths.

People Born On February Are Too Much Febing!!!
Even Their Month Is Abbreviated “Feb”…

Just because she reads the Bible and post Bible qoutes on Facebook doesn’t mean she’s not a hoe😉
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She could be a holy hoe

Our language is called mother’s tongue
because our father never get a chance to talk

Ladies Stop Buying Your self flowers And Post Them On Facebook Like “ncooooo Bae

A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighborhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. “A police car has just called at the Hamilton’s’ house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having sex.” Hearing this, the boy’s parents shot bolt upright. “How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?” “Because their kid is standing on the balcony too.”

Witchcraft is when tou through a pizza box
outside and nobody sees you!!

I want to kill a chicken,
so should I use a knife or a wife?

They Dont Crop You Out Anymore,
They Just Put An Emoji On Your Face

To all guys who hurt girls,
please don’t stop

Can we romance tonight? I’m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting! Reply me soon!
Yours Loving,
Mosquito.

Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?