Don’t rush into another relationship after a breakup. … .wait for at least 15-20mins

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

Dating a virgin is funny You touch her nose then… she be like “bae im afraid i will get pregnant”

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

When u try to apologize to your 2001 girlfriend Babe I’m so sorry Her:mxm Buzz off ….dont talk to me Continue Reading..

It pains me a lot when i pay my full fare and the driver uses free gear.. boom.shame on you

Dating a church girl is awesome if you cheat and she finds out ,we pray together and blame the devil

Me: send me your nudes Her:(typing..) Me: so you’re typing your nudes vhele vhele