A teacher said to her class, “Right, I am holding something under the desk and I want you to guess it. It’s round and red” Calvin’s hand shot up, above anyone else but he was ignored.
“It’s a plum miss,” said Nthabi.
“No, it’s an apple, but I like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green.”
The teacher ignored Calvin again and Mandla said , “It’s a kiwi miss.”
“No, its a guava, but I like your thinking.”
Calvin then said, “I got one miss, it’s stiff, about 2 inches long and with a red head.”
“Calvin, that’s disgusting!” Shouted the teacher.
“No, it’s a match stick, but l like your thinking.” Said Calvin.

WhatsApp Conversation Between Calvin & Wife Before Valentine.
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Wife: What are your plans for Valentine?
Calvin: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Calvin : I will disappear and reappear on the 3rd day!
Wife: “That’s AWESOME. if you do that, I’ll also do like Mary.
Calvin: What do you mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband.”

If your relationship status says, …
It`s complicated…
you should stop kidding yourself
and change it to …Single..

once you start working you
owe black people cold drink

Calvin asked a girl in a Library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice;
“I don’t want to spend the night with you!” All the students in the library started staring at Calvin and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to Calvin’s table and she told him….
…”I study Psychology and I know what a man is thinking, l guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
Calvin responded with a loud voice:
“R500 just for one night! This is too much!” And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and Calvin whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”