You’re not black enough if you’ve never used a knife
to shave your Private Parts…
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Black parents will let you freeze all night in bed
with one blanket because
other blankets are for visitors..
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Does anyone here know the prayer that
Jesus used to turn water into wine🍸🍷….
That prayer is needed so that can stop paying for wine😂
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Between white sugar n brown sugar
Which one has more sugar?
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Ladies sometimes u hv to surprise Bae
by barking during doggy style
hau hau hauhauhauuuuu
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Husband : Julie, get ready fast. We are getting late for the party
Wife : I am Julie not Maggie to get ready in 2 minutes
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Rest in peace winnie mandela.
Sorry i have posted this too late.
But its not too late because the time you died
i didnt have a phone. So now i got it!!!
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To those who always wave me at messenger…….
i wish you a safe journey too
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All beautiful girls have got kids…..!
If you want to marry a beautiful girl be ready to be a step father!!!!!!
Morning single guys and with this winter
you all have that one sleeping style
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Teacher: tell 1 to 10 count
Student: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: where is six
Student: Sir was telling in TV that 6 deaths in swine flu
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Short People Can Commit Suicide
By Jumping Off Their Bed
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Dating a zcc girl is not a problem, problem starts
when she sends you nudes with a badge on her
bra
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An Economist Beautifully Explained Reasons For Having Two Wives.
1. Monopoly Should Be Broken.
2 Competition Improves The Quality Of Service.
3. If You Have 1 Wife, She Fights With You. But If You Have 2 Wives, They Will Fight For You.
Feel The Difference & Decide.
Note: Sender Not Responsible For Any Side Effects.
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Two Rules Of A Man’s Life:
1. They Never Flirt With Any Unknown Lady.
2. They Never Consider Any Lady Unknown.
Two Rules Of A Women’s Life:
1. They Flirt By Showing They Are Serious About You.
2. They Never Consider Anyone Seriously.
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Define A True Music Lover?
A Girl Singing In The Bathroom While Taking The Bath,
And Boy Near Keyhole Is Using His Ear Not Eyes.
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I just saved a life today on my way out.
I asked a Nyaupe guy how he would feel if l gave him R1000?
He replied ” I will die! Grootman yam”
So l kept my money. Thank God saved a life
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