Visitors act like they are focusing on the TV
when u bring the food.
Silibhekile.

Lastnight I prayed hard and
asked God to remove all the fake things in my life
Boom next morning I can’t find my shoes

FIFA is currently investigating how Orlando pirates
went to FIFA world cup as Panama
Coz the 6-1 score looks familiar

When you miss him so much….
you even think to text his wife
‘helo madam where is our hubby
and how is he doing?’

The power of being a side chick

KFC says R2 that i donate when buying feeds
over 100 000 children everyday. I now feel like deputy Jesus…….✊😅😅

Hooooooray its friday.

Cold season chapter 1 verse 5 says ”
He who has looked at the soap and water has already bathed”

If sleeping is good for our brains,
why is it not allowed at school…?

Old people will act as if they know everything
until its time to Load Airtime

Short people and their unnecessary anger.
They will be like “No no no, i cant stand this”.
Ahhh even if you stand,
what difference will it make ??

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted

If you want to read about love and marriage,
you have to buy two separate books.

How Much 5Litre Of 4 Cousins Will Cost
If I Bring My Own Cousins???

Welcome to south Africa where
blacks think pimples can be cured with sex

Her:Bbe
Him:yes love❤
Her:I’m pregnant
Him:buh we used protection
Her:wa phapha who said the baby is yours??

I wonder if God knows Woolworths sells
his Avocados R22 each.