Just imagine telling your kids you met their mother
on Facebook Free mode

Village people are very wicked
They can make you wear Vodacom t-shirt to an mtn interview

100 years from now, everybody reading this would have been dead,
so RIP in advance😉
Please don’t wish me the same

Breaking News!!!

A nine year old girl has dissappeared after
using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger

Its not always the devil sometimes its you!!

Stop accusing innocent guy devil

Sometimes when i’m drunk,
i just call the police just to tell them who killed Jesus!

Pitori loading…….anyone around mamelodi

Being single for too long its not good…..even if you are typing kissing on your phone, the auto-correct changes it to kidding and you cant even bother to type ‘bae’
😂😂😂💃

Evening all singles….

Rihana came with this tendency of wearing a top without bra……then girls in Africa copied. Boom the struggle is that some of African girls their boobs look like hospital drips with no water😂😂😂😂😂

How are you African girls

Ladies who always say ‘All men are dogs……!!’
Yes we are dogs but what type of dog is your dad????

😂😂Just passing here..

You’re not black enough if your mother didn’t tell you
to reduce your age in a taxi

A man buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that slaps
people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school
hours?
Son: At school. (Robot slaps son)
Son: Okay, I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry potter. (Robot slaps again)
Son: Okay, I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even
know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahaha!!! After all “he is your son”!
(Robot slaps mom).

The person who took my shoes yesterday
while I was on McDonald’s Jumping Castle
please grow up marn, Nxa!! 😒😏
.

If she asks for R200 let us make it R600
bafwethu🗣they’re our girlfriends

The first time I saw Sjava & Amanda
Black
I thought they were traditional
healers

Never tell a girl that she’s ugly✋
Just find a polite way to say it😉
Just say: “Your face doesn’t make sense”

I always put my music on shuffle
but then get annoyed when
it doesn’t play the songs i want