I’m done blocking all the beautiful women
If you see this you know what it’s means

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All men who wear shoes size 3 to 7 must also wear
g-string and attend baby showers!!!

Lets not argue on this!!! You know what i mean

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I always hate that moment…when i’m just at the door of the church, about to get in and the pastor shouts ‘Pray against the devil that is coming into church right now!!!!!’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The feeling i get like i must go back home

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Kahle kahle when are we going to discuss KFC guys. Selling 2 wings and cutting them in half and saying its 4 wings!!!
Really?????😜😜😂😂😂😂😂

Day-light robbery and we need to match about this!!!

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White: theres no food at home..
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Black: who can i visit today i am bored??

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Brown bread is healthier than white bread, brown sugar is healthier than white sugar, should I tell yellow bones or you’ll tell them

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You will think your Bf is romantic while kissing you on the neck…..

Only to find that he got a hangover he wants something SALTY

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I hate new Relationships because
i have to act as if i don’t like money for 5 months

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Beyonce Is The 7th beautiful woman on Earth, Has a net worth $380 million dollars💵, Won Grammies more than 4 times.
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She forgave Jay-Z for cheating💔!.
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You with 2 bras and 3 panties👙 you want to give us Tough Time..!!?
Mxm!✋😒

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My sister, continue saying all Men are
players..!!
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Until you marry their coach.

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{Dear Ladies}
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You’re Not Romantic Enough If You’ve
Never Worn Your Boyfriend’s Underwear!!

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I named my dog with my ex ‘s name “pretty”
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it makes me feel better everytime i say”pretty voetsek ” ……
voetsek maan pretty !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road

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Because it wanted to go to the other side

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Teacher :do you know why you are in school…
Student :noooohhhhh!!!
Teacher:because you parents saw you as fools….
Students :do you know why you are teaching us…
Teacher:you can guess….
Students :because fools can only be taught by fools to be comprehensive
Teacher:😨😨😨

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