All the guys please close your eyes.
…
So ladies let’s talk.
That sex style where the guy raises your legs up like he’s changing baby diapers. What’s it called???

I Have 6 Brothers And Each Brother Has Also 6 Brother
HOW MANY ARE WE ALTOGETHER
A.36
B.42
C.18
D.6
E.12
G.7
95% ARE LIKLY TO FAIL THIS TEST? TRY YOUR

Imagine dating a guy who doesn’t qualify for Airtime advance…. OMG!!

Why do women think it’s ok to get home after a long day, greet a man then take off the wig like it’s nothing?
So, this wig is meant for the people on the streets
while your man sees another man at home??

Knowing English does not equate intelligence.
There are hobos in London

Nowadays boys don’t hit & run.
They hit hit hit hit & hit again until ladies run!!

Relationships nowadays:
•°•
Friday: Sexy
Saturday: Sex
Sunday: Ex
Monday: Next!!

A Bottle of milk has a picture of a COW outside.
Meaning it comes from the cow. A bag of braaipack has
a chicken.mara ake sure about that BLACK CAT
outside the Peanut butter bottle

Those Girls who are afraid of killing a Cockroach
but have the heart to abort a baby.
Satan is waiting to rape you my sisters.

I just smoked weed for the first time and
this thing is so weak it has no effect on me.
Nothing has changed cause
I am still sitting on the TV watching the Sofa.

A man is sitting next to a
woman who’s trying to
Breastfeed her Baby in a Bus.
.
The Baby refuses to drink the milk and the Mother warns In order to make baby drink: “If you don’t drink, I shall give it to the Uncle next to Me!”
.
The Baby still refuses.
.
.
After 20 minutes the woman repeats the “Threat”
.
.
The man clears his Throat and said: “Look Madam, you Better make up your Mind, I was suppose to get off six Bus-Stops Ago!!

Quote of the day*

*When you die you dont know you are dead…
the pain is felt by others…
This same applies when you are stupid

Learnership programme

The Taxi Industry(SANTACO)is offering a learnership programme, interested candidates must be high school drop outs,

Outstanding learners will receive a
>quantum
>leather jacket
>sjambok and all star shoes(socks are not allowed)

Purporse of the job

>To transport and insult passengers
>swearing at the public

Requirements
>skilled in spotting potholes
>Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away
>Must speak only zulu
>Must own 2unlicensed firearms
>Knowledge of shortcuts
>Can count only if the money comes seat by seat and also count up to 16passengers
>Must also change money,change radio stations,exchange remarks and change lanes at all the time and stop anywhere anytime
>Knowing english
(short left short right &stop sign)
is an advantage

To apply go to your nearest
taxi rank and ask for babu’ Mkhize..

Teacher: Class,let us show the
Principal & our
guests how much we’ve Learnt
so far this Year.
Let’s do comparisons…when I say
Small U go..
Small,Smaller,Smallest OK?Let’s
start… Big…?
Class: Big,Bigger,Biggest!
Teacher: Clean…?
Class: Clean,Cleaner,Cleanest..
Teacher: Tall…?
Class: Tall,Taller,Tallest… Teacher:
(beaming with
Pride)…
Very Good!
Class: Very Good,Very
Gooder,Very Goodest!
Teacher: Haiya!
Class: Haiya,Haiya-er,Haiya-est!
Teacher: Stop it now! Class: Stop
it now,Stop it now-
er,Stop it now-est!
Teacher: Oh Please!
Class: Oh Please,Oh Please-er,Oh
Please-est!
Teacher: Look at me!
Class: Look at me,Look at me-
er,Look at me-est!
Teacher: OMG.. Class: OMG,OMG-
er,OMG-est!

Kilms was once robbed by armed robbers, the bag 💼 which he was holding was taken by them. After the robbers had left, he was just laughing while he was on his way back home. Senzo saw him laughing, thinking he was mad. He asked him:
.
.
SENZO: Why are you laughing? What’s funny? 😒
.
KILMS: I was robbed by armed robbers 😁
.
SENZO: Is that why you are laughing? 😏
.
KILMS: Not just that, they took my bag 😅
.
SENZO: But that’s not funny bro 😑
.
KILMS: I’m laughing because the bag which I was holding is containing fresh “Shit” 💩 of mine which I wanted to go and throw away, so I guess they helped me 😂

We need a brave thief who can go to heaven
and steal the book of sins