Gone are the Days when Men used to Ask for Nudes
nowadays Ladies post them daily like a Motivational Quotes.

You approach a Girl and she ask you: “Do you have another Girlfriend??”
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My sister you can’t go to a shop to buy clothes while naked..

After getting our land back, we are going for Ndebele speaking people.
You can’t speak Sepedi and IsiZulu at the same time.
You have to decide which language you want to speak between two of them…

It’s Only In Africa Where Married Couples Only Hug
When There Is Good News In The Family…

Everything Happens For A Reason, Except
Removing Your Eyebrows
And Drawing Them Back On, That Has No Reason.

After An Emotional Hug Girl Said To The Boy,

Girl: “If You Hug Me Once More Like That, I Will Be Yours Forever”

Boy: “Thanks For The Warning“

If The First Button In A Shirt Is Put Wrong,
Then Every Button Will Be Wrong.”

-Prem Tailor,
Shahdara, Delhi

A Question Asked To A Student For (5 Marks)

Question: “Why Fire Engine Is Red In Color?”

Answer: “Because Fire Engine Has Ladder.

Ladder Has Steps.

Steps Are A Foot Long, And Is Measured By A Ruler.

A Ruler Can Be A King Or A Queen.

Elizabeth Was The Queen Of England.

Elizbeth Was Also The Name Of A Ship.

Ship Floats On Water.

Water Has Fish.

Fishes Have Fins.

Fins Are People From Finland.

The National Flag Of Finland Is Red.

So Fire Engine Is Red In Color.”

This Is How Engineering Students Write University Exams.

Happiest Moment For Today’s Generation Is

Battery Full

Philosophy Of Life:

At The Beginning Of Any Relationship,

Every Girl Feels Her Boyfriend Is GOD.

Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed.

Say No to drugs❌❌
Say yes to drugs✔✔
Its doesn’t really matter what you say to drugs
if you’re talking to them

When you’re in a taxi and it’s start moving before you sit down
and you end up kissing someone’s grandmother’s forehead

Different religions with different God but we all have one devil
. So we must find different devils as well