Reasons why people hate Zulus
1. Zulus have their own province KwaZulu-Natal.
2. More than 50 percent celebs are Zulus.
3. They say Zulus come to Jozi to drive taxis, but those taxis are not owned by Pedis or Vendas, they’re owned by Zulus.
4. Taxis have Zulu names (Siyaya, Ses’fikile, Inyathi etc).
5. You get a surname like Zulu (Muzi Zulu, but you wont get Albert Venda).
6. KZN GDP is the second largest in the country.
7. Most TV shows are in Zulu.
10. Zulus are the most popular ethnic group, if you go overseas they would assume you are a Zulu.
11. Jesus is from Eshowe, KZN.
12. Zulus have their own sole monarch, the most respected Kingdom.
13. They make more than one 3rd of the black population, they dominate 2 provinces, KZN and GP.
14. Zulu film, “Yesterday” was nominated for an oscar.
15. Zulu acapella “Ladysmith Black Mambazo” has won 4 Grammy Awards.
16. The Lion King is in isiZulu.
17. The only nation in the world to defeat British Red army were the Zulus.
18. If people die, they go to eZulwini “heaven” not eXhoseni or eSwazini.
19. My parents are Zulu.
20. Zulus have their own football team in the PSL.
21. The President is Zulu.
22. Zulus have their own Beer “uMqombothi”.
23. The Comrades Marathon is in KZN.
24. The Rain is Called “izulu” not “ivenda” or “ixhosa”.
25. A song becomes a hit if it has a Zulu line.
26. Almost forgot to mention i am also from KZN.
27. Inkukhu yesiZulu, utshwala besiZulu. Ikhona kodwa inkukhu yesiVenda? uVho-Chicken?

That moment when you call someone who owes you money and she don’t take your calls, you call 10 times and still no answer…“`
*Then you decide to send a message*
_”Hi lady, l’m not calling for the money issues. I just wanted to tell you that some girls were fighting for your husband in town today. It was a big match and he was just there watching and then one girl managed to escape and got in the car and they drove away”_
_*…then I press send button…*_
“`After some minutes she calls and you ignore, she keeps calling and you find 21missed calls from her and a message which reads “where was the fight, where did they go, did you recognize the girls please tell me, I’m falling apart”“`
_*just read and didn’t respond… She calls again, 5 times and I don’t answer then another message from her…*_
“`”I have your money can we meet and you tell me more…”“` “`then I reply, ok you can ewallet so that I pass by the filling station to refill then I will pick you and drive to one of the girls’ place coz I know them…“`
_after 2 mins I got an ewallet message, my money was fully paid…_
*I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby.

If someone enters the bathroom and finds you taking a bath…what’s the fist thing you gonna hide?
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Me: hide the soap

A very good day to this esteemed group, premised on my comprehension and appreciation of my submission to the established fact that The Creator, did not allow the devil’s modus operand to breach our peaceful recess from our daily activities during the night. That concludes my submissions my lords and ladies

Satan didn’t hear anything!!!

I don’t date guys who don’t have cars”:
Says a girl who bath with a soap til it becomes a size of a sim card.

Ladies with less than 2✌
Boyfriends are forever angry…

A teacher went to a hotel, he wanted to see the menu but forgot what it was called, He asked the waiter,”can I see the food syllabus

Trust me when i say, “I can’t change water into wine”. 😂 😂 😂
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But i can change your Bae into your Ex. Finish & klaar.

I only attend Funerals just to eat and cry for my personal problems

Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

Every rat’s dreams is to go to Alexandra to further their studies
in messing people’s house engieneering

Witchcraft is when she dumps u at the park near a board written
“No dumping here”

Selfie Sticks were invented for
people who only look good from
a distance

How long does it take for popcorn to pop coz
I’ve already added two cups of water but still nothing.