A woman who doesn’t ask for money is setting a trap for you
so you can marry her and she start controlling all your money

Teacher: why do humans have different blood groups😕
Rich: so that mosquitoes can have different flavours

There is nothing that scares me like when
I am borrowing someone my phone
he/she goes to chrome and start typing Por…
I am just afraid of those suggestions that will come up…

I think I am the 1 of the few Ndebele guy
who can speak fluence English.

Main Chicks Don’t Comment On They Man
Posts Or Pictures They Monitor The Comment
Section And Screenshot The Suspicious Ones
For Verification

If i cheat on you for 3 months without you finding out…
Just know it’s over between us..

Being single for a long time can make you forget
how to spell releshensheep

My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me “Fuseg your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread

My Ex will do anything just to make me jealous.
She even hug Trees nowadays

Dear Girls
Next time if you go through your man’s phone, don’t check if he’s cheating just go to his banking app and send yourself money

Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy
that you passed away last year

If you are single drop your picture we will tell u
where is the problem

After how long should one start being a motivational speaker on Facebook after getting their heart broken?asking for a friend